Arguments With a Hamburger

Arguments With a Hamburger

Me: Alright, I’m gonna eat you now.

Hamburger: WAIT!

Me: What?

Hamburger: Don’t you want to add delicious cheese to make me complete?

Me: I ordered a HAMburger

Hamburger: Yes, but it’s not too late….

Me: I’m lactose intolerant!

Hamburger: Really? I didn’t know that.

Me: …You want to kill me, don’t you?

Hamburger: I never said anything to the contrary.

[silence]

Me: Well, as long as we both know where we stand.

Hamburger: Indeed.

Me: Yep.

[pause]

Hamburger: So, no cheese?