Arguments With a Hamburger
Me: Alright, I’m gonna eat you now.
Hamburger: Don’t you want to add delicious cheese to make me complete?
Me: I ordered a HAMburger
Hamburger: Yes, but it’s not too late….
Me: I’m lactose intolerant!
Hamburger: Really? I didn’t know that.
Me: …You want to kill me, don’t you?
Hamburger: I never said anything to the contrary.
Me: Well, as long as we both know where we stand.
Hamburger: So, no cheese?